Jessica Simpson Returns Christmas Gift

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “This is the big day for returns at the department stores. Although some people don’t get it – I heard Jessica Simpson returned a gift certificate she got.” Jay later joked, “Scientists say a new study proves men actually become less intelligent the more they look at beautiful women. Isn’t that amazing? That means in a few years, in Jessica Simpson’s marriage, she could actually turn out to be the smart one.”