Jimmy Kimmel Jokes About ‘American Idol’ Premiere

Jimmy Kimmel joked about the premiere of ‘American Idol’ during his monologue on Tuesday night. Kimmel joked, “‘American Idol’ is back. It’s a good thing, too. The country is running dangerously lower on Bucky Covingtons. … Traditionally, the first ‘American Idol’ episodes are filled with horrible singers, some of whom appear to be either disturbed or insane. But this year, well, they did the same thing. … There were rumors that Simon Cowell had pec implants. I don’t believe it , but I think there’s a distinct possibility that he had nipple extensions. They were poking through his shirt.”