Jimmy Kimmel Offers New Title For Paris Hilton’s Debut

Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Tuesday night, “I presume that most of you came from the Virgin Megastore across the street where you no doubt purchased the Paris Hilton CD. Did anyone buy it today? You guys didn’t buy it. They’re describing its techno meets house with a touch of HPV. I actually listened to a little bit of it today. The sounds are so derivative of other songs, they should have called it ‘The Sample Life’, because — the truth of the matter, it’s not for me.”