Jimmy Kimmel On Paris Hilton Jail Sentence

Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Friday night, “Our top story today, everyone’s favorite socialite, Paris Hilton, is going to jail. It sounds like the plot to a late-night, cinemax sex movie. But isn’t. … She got off to a good start to court. She was 18 minutes late. In her defense, she was up until 7:00 this morning. Studying or something. … Her lawyers tried to get her out of it. They tried a plea of not guilty, by reason of stupidity. … She will do time in the women’s correctional facility just outside of Compton. It’s true. This is going to be be great. Not for her. But for the rest of us, it’s going to be a great, great summer. … Up until this point, wearing underwear was Paris Hilton’s biggest confinement. … And I don’t like to editorialize. But there’s something very right with the world where both Paris Hilton and Joe Francis are in jail simultaneously.”