Joe Simpson’s Dream Son: Ryan Cabrera The New York Daily News reports that when Joe Simpson introduced a performance by his daughter Ashlee’s on-again, off-again boy toy Ryan Cabrera at South Beach’s Delano, the overbearing dad said, “If I only had a son, this would be it.” September 1, 2005 Jeff C Gossip 6 Comments Ryan Cabrera «Britney Spears Promises New MusicThe Sanctuary By BWR & Best Events Premiere Gifting Hotel» Related NewsRyan Cabrera And Ashlee Simpson Break UpRyan Cabrera Gets Cozy With Patty Hearst’s DaughterWill Ashlee Simpson & Ryan Cabrera Reunite, Shunning New Lovers?Ashlee Simpson And Ryan Cabrera Still Stay In ContactRyan Cabrera Happy For Engaged Ex Ashlee Simpson 6 thoughts on “Joe Simpson’s Dream Son: Ryan Cabrera” astrange1 says: September 2, 2005 at 1:48 amHmmm…Daddy Simpson batting for the other team? joshy420 says: September 2, 2005 at 2:49 amso a man cant talk about wishing he had a son without incest or gay comments? if someone like julianne moore said she wished dakota fanning was her daughter would you be calling her a lesbian? grow up! tazzsgirl says: September 2, 2005 at 3:50 amIF I ONLY HAD A SON THIS WOULD BE IT. YEA SINCE NICK WON’T LET JOE RAM HIM WHILE JESSICA WATCHED I GUESS HE NOW HOWS TO DRY HUMP RYAN astrange1 says: September 2, 2005 at 5:51 amNo, but then…’, ‘Julianne Moore isn’t constantly making comments about the size of her daughter’s breasts, either. joshy420 says: September 2, 2005 at 6:52 amtrue…maybe julianne was a bad example, but you know what I mean WaneInTheZone says: September 2, 2005 at 9:53 amYeah, then he takes out the contract that says they must be dating when Ashlee releases her album for publicity. How shady.Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *CommentName * Email * Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.