John Mayer: I’m A Showbiz Type, But I Am Not A Douche

explained how he differs from a douche or famewhore on his Twitter (@johncmayer) earlier today, instead calling himself a “showbiz type”. The singer songwriter tells readers:

I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn’t.

Let’s hammer this out today. Long before “douches” and “famewhores” there were these people called “showbiz types.”

“Showbiz types” are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet.

Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much.

So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation’s tapestry.

I’m a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums) But I am not a douche!! (of 1,090,466, seventeen stand and applaud wildly)

John Mayer Parrots Pesky Paps Outside Katsuya

May 18, 2009 – After posing with some fans, John Mayer talked to the paparazzi outside Katsuya in Hollywood on Saturday (May 16). Actually, the singer songwriter imitated the irritating questions the photographers usually hurl at him, giving one guy a hard time for yelling questions even though he’s standing three feet away from him. Watch footage below.

John Mayer’s Career Takes A Dynamic New Direction

May 17, 2009 – John Mayer’s Saturday night Twitter postings (@johncmayer) suggest the singer songwriter is heading in a new direction musically. Mayer writes:

I’m working on these amazing new lyrics: ‘Tonight I’m going out/I need to feel that music move me/please, DJ don’t stop, I came to the club

To make the body rock/this Grey Goose going to my head, boom, boom, bang Mr DJ on the way to the restroom

I see a shorty staring like she’s legally blond/I’m staring back at her like I’m legally blind/ain’t felt this way in a long long time/boom bo’

Please respect this dynamic new direction in my career. Thank you.

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