After spending an unusual amount of time away from Twitter (@johncmayer), John Mayer is busy again with the Tweets. Mayer tells his 1.2 million followers:
Good news! I just saved 15% on my life’s savings by masturbating.
If you can change it, and you’re not changing it, and you’re lamenting it, isn’t that just a waste of every energy you have?
Now, not wanting to change it but having to change it? That takes everything you’ve got.
All day I will be posting pics that are guaranteed not to interest 1.2 million people. Rejoice!