John Mayer Saves Money Masturbating

After spending an unusual amount of time away from Twitter (@johncmayer), is busy again with the Tweets. Mayer tells his 1.2 million followers:

Good news! I just saved 15% on my life’s savings by masturbating.

If you can change it, and you’re not changing it, and you’re lamenting it, isn’t that just a waste of every energy you have?

Now, not wanting to change it but having to change it? That takes everything you’ve got.

All day I will be posting pics that are guaranteed not to interest 1.2 million people. Rejoice!


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