John Mayer Walks Out Of ‘Avatar’ Buzzed On Margaritas

John Mayer is offering moviegoing advice for his Twitter followers (@johncmayer) after attending a screening of the new big budget 3D film ‘Avatar’. The singer songwriter tells readers:

Most compelling part of Avatar? The man next to me at the urinal who pulled his pants and boxers down to his knees. Alien indeed.

You heard it here, folks: it’s possible to be both an intelligent, culturally literate member of society AND walk out on Avatar.

What I meant to say about Avatar is don’t go see it if you’re buzzed on margaritas the size of a goldfish bowl.

I will take a crack at Avatar again, this time with good old fashioned peyote.