Jordan Aims To Compete With Celine And Whitney

The Sun reports that balloon boobed pin-up Jordan, now going by her real name , claims her upcoming music career will feature her belting out tunes that will compete with the likes of or . “I like singing strong ballads like Whitney, Celine Dion, I could have got a song out ages ago with a bikini, round a pool with them bouncing all with the beach balls. But I want to do it properly.” Read Emily Smith’s interpretation of a Jordan tune and check out a cartoon mocking her Celine aspirations here.

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