Jordan Complains After Losing Eurovision Bid

Jordan (aka ) spoke with News of the World after losing her bid to represent the Britain at the Eurovision Song Contest to Girls Aloud reject . “I know I’m the best performer of the lot but there’s been so much bitching about me from the other contestants the country’s been swayed to vote against me,” the balloon-boobed pin-up complained. “Javine said I shouldn’t enter because I’m pregnant and Gina G has been just as bitchy, going on about my boob job as if having big boobs is a crime. She’s obviously just ridiculously jealous. It made me even more determined to win so naturally I’m disappointed. But I’m a fighter and I always get what I want. I’d love to fly the flag for the UK. And if I can’t do that I’ll just have to wear it!”

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