Jordan Complains After Losing Eurovision Bid

Jordan (aka Katie Price) spoke with News of the World after losing her bid to represent the Britain at the Eurovision Song Contest to Girls Aloud reject Javine Hylton. “I know I’m the best performer of the lot but there’s been so much bitching about me from the other contestants the country’s been swayed to vote against me,” the balloon-boobed pin-up complained. “Javine said I shouldn’t enter because I’m pregnant and Gina G has been just as bitchy, going on about my boob job as if having big boobs is a crime. She’s obviously just ridiculously jealous. It made me even more determined to win so naturally I’m disappointed. But I’m a fighter and I always get what I want. I’d love to fly the flag for the UK. And if I can’t do that I’ll just have to wear it!”