Judge Snaps Michael Jackson Out Of His Depression

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “As I’m sure you know, on Friday Michael Jackson entered a plea of not guilty. So it looks like now they got him for perjury too. Michael seemed depressed in the courtroom but he snapped right out of it when the judge said ‘Recess’! ‘Let’s go out to the swings!'”

In Defense Of Jackson’s Late Arrival

January 19, 2004 – Craig Kilborn joked during his Late Late Show monologue on Friday night, “Today in court Michael Jackson showed up twenty minutes late for his arraignment. In his defense though – how fast can you walk backwards, grab your crotch and have a chimp on your shoulder at the same time?”

Tito Upset Over Jacko Dance

January 19, 2004 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, “Today Michael Jackson was arraigned in California court. Afterwards Michael got on top of a car and did a dance for fans. He then had to stop when his brother Tito said, ‘Hey get off the top of my house!'”