Contributed by sweetcheeks:
*NSYNC star Justin Timberlake is an alien. A special kind of alien, sort of like E.T. (he’s cute and you want to root for him) combined with Natasha Henstridge in Species (blond, lethal in the wrong doses). But, of course, he isn’t from outer space. He’s from Memphis, by way of Orlando. And he’s not the spawn of some planet full of comely, falsetto, slinky-dancing white people. He’s very much all ours.