Justin Timberlake’s Straight Moves

Adrian Ryan of The Stranger goofed on *NSYNC star Justin Timberlake’s recent comments about liking women wet and his new gig as “special sporting events correspondent” for ESPN, noting “the unkind might call it desperately overcompensatory bullsh**.” Ryan says, “Well, I guess it was either that or marry Liza Minnelli, and she’s all fagged up at the moment.”