K-Fed Not There For Britney Spears’ Birth?

Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Tuesday night, “Big day for Britney Spears today. She gave birth to her second child. Another boy. [shows 'ET' excerpt: 'Britney's new baby. Sources tell 'ET' The baby boy was born by c-section at a Los Angeles hospital. Her mother and sister were the only people by her side. Congrats, Britney.] Yes. Kevin could not be there because they don’t allow smoking in the delivery room. .. Now, Britney has three mouths to feed, I guess, right? No name yet. But the boy weighed in at 6 pounds and 11 ounces and three Cheetos. Big brother, Sean Preston drove the whole family home today. They say parents are a lot more cautious with the first-born than the second. If that’s the case, someone better get the kid a helmet and fast. Wait a minute. I’m getting breaking news here. [cuts to fake entertainment news: 'Whoops. They really did do it again. Moments after giving birth to baby boy number two, Britney Spears is pregnant with a third child. Proud dad, Kevin Federline told us, 'We got busy in the delivery room. And sure enough, popozao.'] Well, another — at this rate — if you do the math, by the year 2025, there will be more federlines than chinese people.”