Kate Nash tells NME she’d like to follow in Madonna’s footsteps by penning her own children’s book. “I would like to release a collection of short stories, like Roald Dahl,” the singer said. “I like the idea of people reading my stuff without necessarily knowing my music, so I might have to write under a pseudonym. That way I could get people who really hate my music loving my stories.” Nash said she has already started working on a story for kids based around a transvestite. The full story at dailyrecord.co.uk has since been removed.