Oh kittens! It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other… doesn’t mean we we’re bumping uglies! You know I don’t just do that with anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy Valentine’s with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25! Benji is a nice young fellow, but my heart really belongs to Kitty Purry/Markus Molinari. Hope your Vagina day was as FUN as mine. Definitely not too heart breaking :) Guess what? I’m in Monte Carlo/Monaco, France right now. Oh shayth do I have frequent flyer milez for days… I wonder if you can cash in frequent flyer miles for a boyfriend rather than just dinners and gift certificates for Starbucks? “How many miles for Brad Pitt, pls?” Europe you ready for some hello Katy?!? YAYAYAYAYGO GO GO GO GO!