Kelly Osbourne Isn’t Married

Kelly Osbourne’s spokesman Gary Farrow has shot down reports the struggling singer had married Fields bassist Matty Derman over the weekend at the Electric Picnic Music Festival in County Laois. “Over the weekend a number of rumors circulated very quickly suggesting that Kelly Osbourne had got married at a festival in Ireland,” Farrow said. “This is totally untrue and is as real as the inflatable church that carries out these non-legally binding mock marriages for fun.” Check out pictures of the Kelly and Matty with the phoney certificate here.