Kerry & Bush Campaigning In Britney & Cher’s Old Buses

Michael Sneed of The Chicago Sun-Times reports that top Republican source revealed the renovated buses being used to traverse the country by President Bush and his Democratic opponent, John Kerry, were formerly the tour buses of singers Cher and Britney Spears. The source was confused over which candidate was using which singer’s bus, but one of them contained a tanning bed, which was removed when renovated for the presidential tour. Probably a good bet that it was Britney’s bus.