Kylie Minogue Covers Up; What A Bummer

A ‘Man of the People’ writes in The People about his grief hearing Kylie Minogue is covering her bum now that she’s 35. “Normally it’s an insult to say about someone that their face looks like their backside,” the writer admitted. “In Kylie’s case, though, it appears her miraculous beauty routine has IMPROVED her face over the years. If only she realized the same were true for her most famous asset, we could stave off this premature retirement!”


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| Posted on October 26, 2003 at 10:21 am in Uncategorized

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