Kylie Minogue’s Tampered Bum Leads To Recall
Woolworth bosses have now ordered the recall of 250,000 copies of the top-selling Kylie Minogue advent calendar because schoolboys were tampering with the door for December 27, which is right next to Kylie’s bottom with a piece of chocolate underneath. A spokesman said, “We couldn’t have Kylie’s bottom pinched could we? We have had to seal the calendar in a plastic bag to prevent it being tampered with.” Read more.
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