Vixx at the Basstronautical Yahoo group tells fans that *NSYNC star Lance Bass is set to resume training on an October mission to outer space. “Lance is back in business! He starts training again on Monday and he is still aiming for an October flight,” Vixx said. “This should make the press by Monday so look out for lots of low-flying humble pie and crow sandwiches! I am sooooo pleased for him! Its all coming together.”
Top Ten Lance Bass Excuses For Not Going Into Space
September 12, 2002 – David Letterman recently had a Top Ten List on “Lance Bass Excuses For Not Going Into Space.” Amongst the reasons, “Blew most of the necessary $20 million on hookers and gum,” and “Didn’t want to miss ‘American Idol’ finale.”
Lance Bass Not In Space No Surprise To Insiders
September 10, 2002 – Bill Zwecker of the Chicago Sun-Times reports insiders very familiar with the Russians’ “space for sale” program were already aware that *NSYNC star Lance Bass would probably not get to embark on his space journey. According to those supposedly in the know, suspicions were aroused when it was learned the producers of Bass’ big project were not even filming his training in Russia. If they were going to really bring this project to television, filming the training would have been important.
Lance Bass’ New Space TV Show Not For This World
September 10, 2002 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Monday, “*NSYNC’s Lance Bass announced that he wants to film a brand-new TV special in space. Yeah, apparently, Bass has gotten permission to film the special in space, but only if they don’t air the special on earth. That’s the deal.”