Larry King’s Wife Not Taking Any Chances

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Well, you sound just like a a bunch of rich, spoiled, trust fund babies when you found out one of your own just got out of prison. Wow. … Hey, Paris Hilton was on ‘Larry King’ tonight. Yeah, there’s a sex video you don’t want to see. Ooh. … Now, you didn’t see it because you’re here, but Paris Hilton was on ‘Larry King’. Larry King interviewed her. And see, Paris hasn’t been with a man in three weeks. You know? And Larry’s wife was not taking any chances. She made Larry wear two sets of suspenders. Just to make sure … No, Paris said she spent her first day out of jail sitting around the house relaxing and doing nothing, or as she calls it ‘getting back to work.’ … Actually, she’s gonna be pretty busy. Tonight, she was on ‘Larry King’. I think tomorrow she’s on ‘Charlie Rose’. This weekend she’s on ‘Meet The Press’. No, I’m sorry, it’s ‘Press The Meat’, the cable show. I’m sorry.”


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| Posted on June 28, 2007 at 3:29 am in Humor

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