‘Law & Order’ To Premiere With Britney & K-Fed Theme

E! reports the season premiere of ‘Law & Order’, set to air September 22nd, is about an aspiring rapper nicknamed J-Train (read Kevin Federline) who’s married to a rich young starlet named Sky Sweet (read Britney Spears) who has a tendency to be careless with her newborn baby. In the episode titled ‘Fame’, J-Train becomes the prime suspect in the murder of an NYPD detective and gets arrested when the killing is connected to incriminating photos of his paparazzi-hounded starlet wife.