Leno Cashing In On Paris Hilton Prison Sentence

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Hey, folks, you are looking at the next internet billionaire. I’m going to make a a fortune. I just bought ‘www.ParisHiltonPrisonShowerCam.’ So this is gonna be huge. … Well, did you hear about this? Prison officials announced today that Paris Hilton will be outfitted with a little button to allow her to summon help whenever she needs it. Yeah. Good to see she’s not getting any special treatment from them. … And did you see this? I love this. Paris Hilton was seen shopping at a Buddhist store in Hollywood yesterday. I saw it on the news. Ah. The other day, she was seen with a Bible, now she’s at the Buddhist store. Apparently, she can’t seem to find a religion that will take her. … Did you see Paris walking around with a Bible? It wasn’t even the Bible. It was a book called ‘The Bible For Dummies’. … Do you think when Paris Hilton reads the ten commandments, she goes, ‘Did that, done that. Haven’t done that’.”