Leno Doubles Up On Jacko Jokes

Jay Leno did a double-shot of Michael Jackson jokes during his Wednesday night monologue joking, “Last night, CBS aired the Michael Jackson 30th Anniversary Concert. That was huge, that thing. God, Michael’s been in business — 30 years in show business. 15 years as a black guy, 15 years as a white guy. I read this interview with Michael Jackson, and he said he doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t drink, he’s never done drugs, he doesn’t stay up late, and he sleeps in a chamber with oxygen in it. And boy, he looks great, doesn’t he? Yeah! Boy, that worked out terrific. Boy, that worked out good. Yeah, yeah. Boy, there’s nothing like clean living, is there? I tell you, that really looks terrific.”


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| Posted on November 15, 2001 at 3:00 am in Humor

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