Leno Jumps On Jacko Jokes After ’60 Minutes’ Interview

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “His big interview last night, on ’60 Minutes’. How many watched that? Did you see that thing? Michael jackson said he still believes it’s okay to sleep with children, but not until at least the third date… So I think that’s okay. I think that’s okay. No. Michael jackson said — ‘The boy slept in the bed, and Michael slept on the floor.’ That’s what he said. It’s the same arrangement Michael had with his wives, Deborah Rowe and Lisa Marie… ‘He would sleep on the floor –’ you know what I’m thinking of, if Michael really wanted to talk about all the boys he had in his bedroom, is ’60 Minutes’ enough? Shouldn’t he be on ’48 Hours’? … Michael also said last night — ‘I would slit my wrists before I hurt a child.’ I hope he’s not one of these guys that cuts off his nose to spite his face, you know what I’m saying?”

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2 Responses to Leno Jumps On Jacko Jokes After ’60 Minutes’ Interview

  1. babet says:

    Jay Leno should just shut the heck up right now before I go out and slit HIS wrists

  2. PopTart says:

    Hahaha! That was the funniest thing ever! Bravo Leno!

    Awww threatening people isn’t funny. So I suggest you shut the funk up.

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