Leno Offers Double-Shot At Britney Spears

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday: “Britney Spears is single again. [ Cheers ] There you go, guys! She says she’s in the market. She’s looking for a new guy who likes to sing, likes to dance, and enjoys being extremely sexually frustrated. [ Laughter ] If this is something you can handle, you might want to give her a call. She’s also opening the Britney Spears restaurant. That’s what they said in New York. And her friends say it’s a great idea. They say her cooking is ‘lip-syncing’ good.”