Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Britney Spears got into a minor car accident on the 101 freeway. Now, her people are worried all these sleazeballs will be coming out of the woodwork to try to collect a check. You know, like, the last time that happened, she married one of them. Remember? … And her mom told Britney, always have clean underwear in case of an accident. Luckily, Britney keeps a pair in the glove compartment. She can put those on.”
Jay also joked about rumors Ashlee Simpson’s engagement to Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz was prompted by a pregnancy. “Rumor going around that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant,” Jay told the audience. “I don’t know if you heard that rumor or not. The good news, though, even though she’ll be a stay at home mom her prerecorded voice will still be going out on tour.”