Jay Leno joked during his monologue Wednesday, “Hey, what’s the story with Michael Jackson? Joey, hand me that. Did you get TV Guide this week? You see this? Look at this picture. What color is he now? He’s not black. He’s, like, the color of a raw hot dog now. What is that?”
As for Madonna, Leno cracked, “Two new biographies about Madonna hit the bookstores today. That’s when you know you slept with a lot of people, when you need two books. That’s a lot, that’s a lot. They had a big thing in People magazine about it last week. Madonna says — or the book says Madonna lost her virginity to a U.P.S. Driver. Talk about ‘Wham, bam, sign here, ma’am.’”