Leno’s Jacko-logue Ahead Of Testimony

Ahead of his testimony in the Michael Jackson child molestation trial today, Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Michael Jackson witness holding area. As you may have heard, I’m testifying for real tomorrow, 8:00 in the morning. … Listen to this. I was called by the defense. I’m a defense witness. So, apparently they’ve never seen this program! … Give you an idea how long the trial had been going on — when they originally said I was going to be a witness, I was still a child star. … Actually, I’m kind of flattered by the whole thing you know? I’m thrilled that I’m being called to testify. You know what that means? Me being called to stand. Michael remembers me. He remembers me. … I’ve been work on my testimony for the last couple of weeks. I always wanted to do this, you know. When I get there tomorrow, I’ll get on the stand, point to the mother and go, ‘That’s the man, your honor, that’s the one who did it.’ I’ve always wanted to do that. ‘That’s the man, your honor!’ We should have a full report on the thing. … Well, I’m sure by now you’ve seen that photograph with Saddam Hussein in his underwear. You know the creepy part? That was also taken at Michael Jackson’s house.”