Leno’s Wednesday Jacko-logue

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Another one of Michael Jackson’s lawyers on the defense team has left the case. Apparently, he finally got a good look at evidence. He said, ‘Oh!’ No, actually — no, it’s true. He got fired. You probably saw him. He got fired. Tom Mesereau yelled at him. He got fired. And you know, he didn’t look that upset after he left the courthouse. Show that footage of him yesterday leaving. ['I'm so excited' music] … Michael Jackson’s ex-wife Debbie Rowe testified for the prosecution against Michael today. She testified against Michael. I just hope this one incident doesn’t turn Michael off women forever. … No, actually, she is very important to this case. You know, she is the first person to testify so far at this trial that has never seen Michael naked. Did you know that? … That’s true. Actually, there was one kind of embarrassing moment when the prosecution asked Debbie Rowe if she would point out the man who was her husband for three years, and she pointed to La Toya. … Yeah, that’s a little — well, have you heard the latest rumor? Now, this is a real bombshell. I don’t know if this is true, but this is being reported on the news that she may concede that Michael Jackson is not the biological father to their two kids. Unbelievable. Which would be bad news for Michael, great news for the kids!”