Lesbian Moment For Kelly Osbourne In Seattle?

Adrian Ryan over at The Stranger responded to a reader e-mail with completely off-topic gossip about Kelly Osbourne in his July 14th column. “Dear Skinny, did you hear that when Kelly Osbourne was in town, she danced at Neighbours in a rather conspicuously homosexual fashion with another, actual, cooter-having female,” Ryan asked. “And that, even more homosexually, Kelly stretched forth her pudgy little demon digits suddenly and cupped said actual girl’s gravidly delightful breasts? And then remarked, ‘Mmmmmmm…These are scrumptious, darling! BLEEP!’ or something vaguely similar kind of? I didn’t. Hear that. But now we both have somehow. Unless you already heard it, in which case now you’ve heard it even more.” Read more.