Lindsay Lohan And Hillary Clinton Headed To Iraq?

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “The beautiful actress Linday Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton and entertain the troops. Okay, Lindsay I can see, but how is Hillary gonna entertain the troops? Boy, there’s one lap dance you don’t want to see. … But that’s what she said in this month’s Elle magazine. She said that Hillary is trying to work it out so they can go, but it seems too dangerous. In fact, that’s what Bill said to them. Bill Clinton said, ‘It is too dangerous. Lindsay, you stay here. Hillary, you go. Lindsay will stay with me. Hillary, you’re going.’”