Lindsay Lohan’s Cry For Help
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “A media psychologist said today that Lindsay Lohan’s recent behavior is a cry for help. Mainly from everybody else on the road. ‘Help, look out!’ … Man, it doesn’t get any better here. It looks like Lindsay is now being accused of commandeering an SUV and taking its occupants on a high-speed chase. It’s unbelievable, isn’t it? A lot of people wondering how a a 21-year-old petite actress could overpower three men and steal their car with two of them still in it. But, hey, but you forget, a a berserk celebrity has the strength of four regular celebrities. … It’s just girls gone wild. Nicole Richie sentenced four days in jail for her DUI, and Nicole has started a prison hunger strike. I believe she started in 2004. First Paris Hilton went to jail. Nicole Richie’s going to jail. Looks like Lindsay Lohan may be going to jail. Boy, I bet O.J. And Robert Blake are having a good laugh over this one. … Hey, did you hear about this? The latest rumor is that Paris Hilton’s grandfather, Baron Hilton, I think his name is, he’s so upset at her behavior – you know, going to jail and drinking and all this – he has cut her out of her $60 million inheritance. You know what that means? She may have to get by on her talent.”
Paris Hilton Headed To Canada To Shoot New Film
Sources told canada.com that producers are about to announce they have cast Paris Hilton in ‘Repo! The Genetic Opera’, a rock opera/horror film that begins a six-week shoot in Toronto on September 10th. The film is about an organ failure epidemic in 2056 that forces people to purchase genetically perfect ones from Geneco, a biotech company committed to collecting regular payments. Read more.
Audience Cheers As Lindsay Lohan Suffers Abuse In New Film
According to Defamer, during a screening of Lindsay Lohan’s new film ‘I Know Who Killed Me’, the audience erupted into laughter during a scene where Lindsay’s character gets hit in the face with a shovel – a scene meant to be terrifying.
The full story at defamer.gawker.com has since been removed.
Nigro, Sutter & Blake Suing After Lindsay Lohan Carjacking
A representative for Dante Nigro, Jakon Sutter and Ronnie Blake tells ‘The Insider’ that they plan on presenting Lindsay’s lawyer with a civil legal complaint stemming from her Tuesday morning incident. In a news conference Friday morning, the trio’s lawyer said that they were there firsthand to experience Lindsay’s relapse, and “they never, ever expected to be in a car with her. It was a surprise to them.”
The full story and video at theinsideronline.com has since been removed.
