Lindsay Lohan’s Drugs Belonged To Someone Else

Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Wednesday night, “Good news today: Lindsay Lohan, it turns out, is innocent. She told Billy Bush of ‘Access Hollywood’, in an e-mail, that the drugs the police found on her weren’t hers. She said the drugs belonged to someone else. And her blood alcohol level belonged to Mischa Barton. … Is anyone else disturbed that the top news story in the world came out of Billy Bush’s BlackBerry last night? … If Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears are any indication, rehab works about as well as the Ab Roller.”