Lisa Marie Presley Consummated Michael Jackson Marriage

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Oh, did you see ‘Oprah’? I noticed on ‘Oprah’ the other day, Lisa Marie Presley admitted she did consummate her marriage with Michael Jackson. Yeah. Okay, she had to put on the cub scout uniform. … And yesterday, Jamie Masada, the owner of a Los Angeles comedy club, testified at the Michael Jackson trial. The courtroom was packed, packed, with stand-up comedians. Hundreds of comics came from all over the country. Well, sure. They’ve never seen a comedy club owner swear to tell the truth before. … And Michael Jackson claimed yesterday that he was a target of a conspiracy, so apparently, these children were tricking him into bed. That was the thing.”