Lisa Marie Presley’s Mistakes

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “The divorce of and Nicolas Cage was finalized this week. Well, they were married, like, two years ago for three weeks, or something. It’s finalized this week. And Lisa Marie said, ‘I’m sad about this, but we shouldn’t have been married in the first place.’ She said it was a big mistake. See, I disagree. I don’t think marrying Nick Cage was a big mistake. That was a little mistake. Marrying Michael Jackson, that was a big mistake.”

Jacko Rep’s Wacko PR

May 24, 2004 – Michael Jackson’s new spokeswoman, Raymone K. Bain, makes no apologies for issuing a press release declaring that her client was not dead. “I had been up since 3 in the morning getting phone calls from reporters all over the world! The rumors were rampant! It’s my job to correct the record,” she told The New York Daily News. A prominent Hollywood publicist opined, “When you have a client who is clearly three sandwiches short of a picnic, you need to protect him with grace and dignity. And a press release that announces to the world that your client is not dead certainly reinforces the notion that he’s a total nutbar.”

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7 thoughts on “Lisa Marie Presley’s Mistakes

  1. rangergirl says:

    Obviously they were both big mistakes. lol

  2. SOBORED says:

    not funny. just like everything else Jay Leno says.

  3. randy says:

    yeah I agree Lisa Marie shouldn’t have married Michael Jackson, but what’s done is done

  4. Astris says:

    You’re right. In the end it made him strong and more wise.

  5. Cynthia says:

    He was a better person.

  6. May says:

    Yeah MJ should have chose someone better than her! she’s just a slut! who goes around men!! So there is no good future for her.

  7. Keke says:

    Well damn, she thinks EVERY marriage is a mistake. First Nick Cage, then MJ. I wonder if she thought the third marriage was a mistake also. After her second(maybe third) divorce, she didn’t think it was a mistake then when she went running back to Nick to take her back then going after MJ to accept her back into his life. I wish Michael didn’t marry her at all; I thank God with all my heart they didn’t have any kids. But the selfish, self-centered whore needs to grow up.

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