Lisa Marie Presley’s Mistakes

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “The divorce of Lisa Marie Presley and Nicolas Cage was finalized this week. Well, they were married, like, two years ago for three weeks, or something. It’s finalized this week. And Lisa Marie said, ‘I’m sad about this, but we shouldn’t have been married in the first place.’ She said it was a big mistake. See, I disagree. I don’t think marrying Nick Cage was a big mistake. That was a little mistake. Marrying Michael Jackson, that was a big mistake.”

Jacko Rep’s Wacko PR

May 24, 2004 – Michael Jackson’s new spokeswoman, Raymone K. Bain, makes no apologies for issuing a press release declaring that her client was not dead. “I had been up since 3 in the morning getting phone calls from reporters all over the world! The rumors were rampant! It’s my job to correct the record,” she told The New York Daily News. A prominent Hollywood publicist opined, “When you have a client who is clearly three sandwiches short of a picnic, you need to protect him with grace and dignity. And a press release that announces to the world that your client is not dead certainly reinforces the notion that he’s a total nutbar.”