Lohan Couldn’t Stand, Couldn’t Move Leaving Teddy’s

The New York Post reports that when Lindsay Lohan left Teddy’s early Monday morning, she stumbled through the back door and dropped her red sunglasses and cigarettes. When the 20-year-old bent to pick them up, she collapsed, according to a witness. A bouncer scooped her off the floor by her waist, and her friend Samantha Ronson ran to get the GMC. The bouncer then placed Lohan in the passenger seat. “She couldn’t stand up anymore,” said one witness. “She couldn’t even move when she got in the car. Samantha was poking her. She didn’t respond. She was totally passed out.” Read more.