Los Angeles Prosecutors Eye Charges Against Paula Abdul

Amy Poehler “reported” during the ‘Saturday Night Live’ Weekend Update segment last night: “Los Angeles prosecutors are contemplating whether to bring criminal charges against Paula Abdul for her alleged role in a hit and run accident last December. As it stands, the judges informed Abdul that, ‘I think you look great, and you started out driving really well, but then you swiped the car. And it was, like, a little, not your best. But, still, I like you. And I like your style. Nice job’.”