Madonna Bombarded By ‘Comedy Terrorist’

Aaron Barschak, the self-named “comedy terrorist,” jumped in front of the Madonna’s car in London on Thursday (October 19) screaming “Adopt your local terrorist, adopt the Al-Qaeda” while sucking on a binky. Madonna paid no attention to the comedian and drove off, prompting Barschak to say “I’m too old, too hairy for her to adopt.”