Madonna Kicks Off World Tour

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “Madonna kicked off her new world tour right here in Los Angeles last night. She opened the show hanging from a disco-like cross wearing an S&M outfit, and was humping a pole. Apparently, this is one of those orthodox Kabbalah shows. Apparently. … So that’s the big controversy. She gets crucified onstage. Normally, to get crucified, Madonna has to act in a movie.”


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| Posted on May 23, 2006 at 6:21 am in Humor

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