Madonna’s Book And Jacko’s Mystery Baby Humor

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue Wednesday, “In the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair, Madonna announces she has written a children’s book. All these celebrities now are writing children’s books. Is this the new Madonna book? We have an advanced copy. Here it is. It’s called ‘The Cat in The Hat Gets The Clap.’” Later he joked, “People magazine reported Michael Jackson now has a third child. A friend told People the baby was not adopted, but conceived in the natural way. I think I speak for all Americans when I go, ooh-ooh-ooh. I don’t even want to know what that’s like. In fact, they said — they’re not even sure it’s a real baby. They think Michael may have just made the kid from all his spare parts. Molded him.”