Madonna’s Complicated Adoption Procedure

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Welcome to ‘The Tonight Show’. Do you realize, in the time it took me to walk out here, Madonna adopted 15 more children. … That’s the big story. Yesterday in London, a little boy from Africa finally arrived at Madonna’s house to meet the woman who will raise him — Maria, the nanny from Guatemala. … Very excited about that. Now, for all you women out there who have been waiting years and years to adopt a child, very complicated procedure to move on the list. First thing you have do, have a a record go platinum. That’s the first thing you have to do. … It kind of eases the way. You know what they named the baby? David. He’s from Africa. They named him David. That’s got to annoy the other two kids, Rocco and Lourdes. They’re born here, they get the goofy name. This kid comes from Malawi, he gets David? What is that?”