Madonna’s Latest Flop

Contributed anonymously:

No — I’m not talking about her latest single ‘Jump’ (which can never be found in the Billboard Charts, MTV and radio). I’m talking about her latest gimmick: adopting and African “orphan.” First it was denied. Then suddenly confirmed. Just the same, CNN and other big news networks and celebrity-oriented news and talk shows didn’t care. The world went on without anybody noticing or paying attention to the woman who WAS the biggest star in 1985. Perhaps the world has learned to see through the artificiality of this aging crone, who made a name for herself — not through talent (a word which can never be associated with her) — through a series of gimmicks. The early gimmicks clicked. The latter ones — like all her songs and other endeavors — flopped. The world cannot be deceived anymore (except perhaps a few aging loyal fans holding on to faded glitter). From those who did notice this adoption, what the biggest has-been alive got were stinging condemnation. Late night talk show hosts are also having a field day making fun of this, Madonna’s latest flop. No one cares anymore or takes seriously this failed Angelina Jolie copycat. In this day and age, Paris Hilton taking her dog for its regular walk is a much bigger and more interesting news.

Adopts African Boy

October 13, 2006 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “There’s a big story, actually, just a couple hours ago. Earlier today, adopted a 1-year-old African boy named David. Yeah. His name is David. Yeah, Madonna named the boy David because that’s the African word for ‘publicity stunt’.”

Set To Adopt African Baby Boy This Week

October 9, 2006 – Madonna is adopting an African baby boy called Luca, The People is reporting. The singer hopes to fast-track the adoption plan so she can take Luca with her when she leaves Malawi on Friday and has instructed top Malawian lawyer Alan Chinula to take on the case. “I am due to meet with a representative of Madonna concerning the adoption soon,” Chinula told the tabloid. Read more.

Leno Stings Madonna

October 7, 2006 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “According to the New York Post, Madonna is in Africa adopting a child. Yeah. One embarrassing moment, a a group of villagers approached Madonna, said, ‘Angelina, what the hell happened?’ Horrible. Horrible. I know it’s mean, but any port in a storm.”

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