Madonna’s Simulated Lesbian Sex A Rip-Off

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, “’s in the news. ’s world tour begins next week. Sources say part of the concert features simulated lesbian sex. [Cheers] Yeah, which I think is wrong. For the money charges, the lesbian sex should not be simulated!”

No Israel Concert For Madonna

May 20, 2004 – Jeannette Walls of MSNBC.com reports plans for Madonna to bring her ‘re-Invention’ tour to Israel have been cancelled. “I know Madonna really wanted to go there but perhaps the political climate has been a bit difficult to plan such a huge undertaking in that area,” spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg said. “I think her management decided that having the routing include other European markets would make more sense.” Read more.

Madonna Tour Coming To CBS For Pricey Fee

May 20, 2004 – The New York Daily News hears that CBS will pay Madonna $10 million for a two-hour concert special. The broadcast of the Re-Invention Tour show will be her first special on a broadcast network and if the figure is correct, would top Michael Jackson’s $6 million he received for his 2001 Madison Square Garden show.

Madonna At Her Most Shocking

May 19, 2004 – The Sun reports Madonna’s new ‘re-Invention’ tour will include the singer being “frazzled” in an electric chair, images of corpses of people slaughtered in Iraq beamed on to a huge video screen, simulated steamy lesbian sex as Madonna tangos with a female dancer, and a parade of scantily-clad pregnant women while she sings ‘Papa Don’t Preach’. “The concerts are really going to cause a stir on the same level as her controversial Sex book and the Erotica album,” a source revealed. “ut tempers have frayed and she has been swearing every five minutes at the team putting the show together. The atmosphere is really fraught.” Read more.

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3 Responses to Madonna’s Simulated Lesbian Sex A Rip-Off

  1. weebongo says:

    Conan is the funniest out of the late night people, Leno is the worst everyone knows that. M already did hardcore lesbian sex stuff on the Girlie Show with topless girls feeling up her tits and everything else so I’m not sure M will be at it again. She’s going to have to go really far to top that. I hope she’s still up for being a slut, M’s always the most fun when she’s at her trashiest.

  2. BLUEGEMINI7 says:

    I KNEW YOU LIKED NOTHING BUT TRASH!’, ‘FUNNY HOW YOU KNOCKED CHRIS FOR”ACTING TRASHY,” BUT YOU IDOLIZE MADONNA FOR IT. FORGET CONAN, YOUR THE FUNNIEST.

  3. weebongo says:

    Madonna can be trashy but she’s also intelligent and witty at the same while Christina is nothing but stupid trash that never does anything original.

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