Mariah Carey Lets Page Six Feel Her Thighs & Butt

spoke with The New York Post at Vanity Fair’s post-Oscar party. “Everyone said I was fat, so I did something about it,” Carey said. “Here! Feel my thighs! Feel my butt!” After several requests, Page Six agreed to fondle her newly firmed physique, and can confirm the absence of unsightly “jelly.” Mariah beamed, “See? I’ll never be a stick woman, but now I’m fierce!”

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