Mariah Carey Mocked In Photo Caption

The Atlanta Journal Constitution asked fans for a submission of alternate captions from a photo of Mariah Carey with Max Max Beesley in a scene from ‘Glitter.’ Amongst the alternate captions were:

‘Listen to me, Mariah. They’ll probably give you a Grammy next year if you promise not to sing.’

‘You think you have it bad? This movie isn’t going to make Max Beesley a household name.’

‘Please, in the name of all that is holy…Please don’t do ‘Glitter 2.”