Mariah Carey Visits ‘Today’ ‘Today’ show host Katie Couric talked with Mariah Carey about her upcoming summer tour and her new campaign for Gillette on Tuesday (May 30) in New York City.Video of the segment at Bing.com has since been removed. May 30, 2006 Jeff C TV Appearances 4 Comments Mariah Carey «Katharine McPhee Drops By ‘Fox & Friends’T Funk’s ‘Be Together’ Video Featuring Katie Underwood» Related NewsMariah Carey Promotes New Fragrance On ‘Today’Grammy Loves Mariah CareyMariah Carey Named The First ‘Celebrity Legs Of A Goddess’Mariah Carey Talks With Z100’s JJMariah Carey Talks With Z100 4 thoughts on “Mariah Carey Visits ‘Today’” EdwardAlex says: June 1, 2006 at 1:13 am****SPOILER**** Katie: So I see you are trying to emulate madonna’s concert to the tee Mooriah: um I don’t know ask randy my dawgggg Katie: well its good to follow the best when you are lost and have no clue of what you are doing haha LetItWillBe says: June 1, 2006 at 3:15 amKatie: Mariah, what are you thoughts on Secretary of State, Condoleeza Rice? Mariah: I’ve never heard of that brand of rice before.[Mariah giggles] And how can rice be the secretary of a state? Katie: [Katie pauses]Okayyyyy then….Moving On. Katie: A few months back you were on a German talk show where a comedian was being utterly honest about you when he called you a ‘stuffed sausage’ on live TV. What are your thoughts about that Mariah? Mariah: Well that was very mean of him. Luckily people in the U.S. don’t talk about me that way. Katie:[chuckles] Luckily. Katie: The word going around is that you are desperately trying to copy Madonna’s new tour….I guess the most obvious question would be: Are you going to attempt to dance by standing there and shaking you enormous cottage cheese hips from side to side? Madonna is a fantastic dancer and performer and you have not even come close to being able to copy that in the past. Mariah: My fans think I’m a great dancer. Katie: Well I can’t say that surprises me. They have already shown their level of intelligence by buying your albums. Mariah: My fans are smart like I am. Katie: [chuckles]They sure are Mariah! And I’m sure they share your level of sanity too. Mariah: Yes Katie: Billboard magazine reports that Madonna’s new tour could gross up to 200 million and it is already obvious that it will be the highest grossing world tour of 2006. Madonna’s Last tour grossed 125 million and was the highest grossing tour of 2004 while your last tour only grossed 30 million and had to be downsized to smaller venues because you were not selling enough tickets….You will probably never have a tour that grosses more than 50 million. Does that worry you Mariah? Mariah : I want to go where the rainbows are! ScorpionMan says: June 1, 2006 at 8:16 amKATIE: HI MOORIAH, HOW ARE YOU TODAY? MOORIAH: IM SORRY I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION. KATIE: OK, MOVING ON HOW IS THE TOUR GOING? MOORIAH: WELL THIS DRAG QUEEN CALLED DIVINAH BOUGHT 1,000 TICKETS FOR HER AND ALL THE VOICES IN HER HEAD BUT APART FROM THAT NO ONE WANTS TO SEE ME HAVE A BREAKDOWN ON STAGE KATIE: WHOA THAT’S SURPRISING CONSIDERING THE “SUCCESS” OF YOUR LAST TOUR MOORIAH: UM YEAH, “SUCCESS” KATIE: SO ARE YOU WORRIED THAT MADONNA WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST TOUR OF THE YEAR AGAIN AND YOUR TOUR WILL BE A FATTER FLOP THAN YOU ARE?? MOORIAH: YES, I WAS SO NERVOUS I GOT HUNGRY SO I ATE JACK WHILE HE WAS MAKING LOVE TO ME!! KATIE: ISN’T JACK YOUR DOG?? MY GOD YOU ARE A DISGUSTING, DERANGED WHORE! MOORIAH: AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT! RPL says: June 1, 2006 at 10:16 amMariah looks great, in-shape, and womanly, everything mandonna isn’t! No one is putting her on talk shows these days I noticed lmao.Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *CommentName * Email * Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.