Mary Carey: Paris Hilton Does Not Deserve Jail

A drunken Mary Carey sounded off on the 45 day jail sentence given to Paris Hilton for a probation violation related to her DUI outside Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills on Saturday (May 5). The porn star complained, “Paris Hilton does not deserve jail! They’re using her as an example!” Carey also talked about being happy Britney Spears was coming back. Video at x17online.com has since been removed.

Jimmy Kimmel On Paris Hilton Jail Sentence

May 6, 2007 – Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Friday night, “Our top story today, everyone’s favorite socialite, Paris Hilton, is going to jail. It sounds like the plot to a late-night, cinemax sex movie. But isn’t. … She got off to a good start to court. She was 18 minutes late. In her defense, she was up until 7:00 this morning. Studying or something. … Her lawyers tried to get her out of it. They tried a plea of not guilty, by reason of stupidity. … She will do time in the women’s correctional facility just outside of Compton. It’s true. This is going to be be great. Not for her. But for the rest of us, it’s going to be a great, great summer. … Up until this point, wearing underwear was Paris Hilton’s biggest confinement. … And I don’t like to editorialize. But there’s something very right with the world where both Paris Hilton and Joe Francis are in jail simultaneously.”

Did Paris Hilton Fire Elliot Mintz?

May 6, 2007 – Two sources tell The New York Daily News a furious Paris fired her longtime publicist Elliot Mintz, who she blamed for telling her she could drive while her license was suspended on a DUI charge. A friend added that the heiress was not prepared for a 45 day sentence. “She’s completely and utterly devastated,” a friend said. “In her mind, this was never an option.” As for those hoping she’d only have to serve a few hours like Michelle Rodriguez due to the same detention facility Hilton is going to because of overcrowded, the jail’s early release policy has since been scrapped. Read more.

Is Justice Jealous?

May 6, 2007 – Famed paparazzo E.L. Woody and his videographer sidekick Henry Trappler have weighed in on the news Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days in jail due to a DUI probation violation. “I think that justice peeked from beneath her blindfold and got jealous of a very beautiful, outgoing, flamboyant, self sufficient, well dressed, young woman,” E.L. writes at Celebrities.com. “People are supposed to be judged by the nature of their crime, not on the example they could make if they were successfully humiliated in front of the public. What happened to equality? Isn’t everyone supposed to be equal in front of the bar of justice?” Henry added, “I am shocked and appalled at the sentence. Paris is not a criminal. I have known her since she was 17 years old and she has always been a sweet and kind young lady. Paris has a good heart and a good soul.” Celebrities.com has since shut down.