Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night, “Man, Britney Spears. Everyone angry at Britney Spears these days. This is the latest. A prominent rabbi in California wrote a letter to Britney Spears where he tells her to start wearing underwear. A rabbi, yeah. The rabbi said, ‘At the very least, put a yarmulke on that thing.'” Conan later commented, “All right, we got a lot — I just mentioned Britney Spears over there in the laugh zone. There is big gossip in New York City this week involving Britney Spears. I don’t know if you’ve seen her around, but Britney’s been in New York for over a week, and there’s been no sign of her kids. All right? People are talking about this. She has been spotted at several New York City hotspots stumbling around, making out with strangers, even throwing up.” That prompted the show’s band leader Max Weinberg to complain, “That’s disgusting, Conan.” Asked by Conan to “tell me about it”, Weinberg got into speech mode, stating: “If Britney Spears is listening, I’ve got a little message for her. Miss Spears, New York City is my home. And your behavior here has been appalling. When you come to New York, you can forget to bring your kids. You can even forget to bring your dignity. But how dare you forget to bring your uncovered vagina? I haven’t seen a single photo of your celebrated hoo-ha since you hit the big apple. When you were skeezing down sunset with Paris, Lindsay and the rest of the ‘Bimbo Brigade’. Your cooch had a higher profile than George Clooney. But in New York, the cultural capital of the world, you’ve kept that joy buzzer bundled up like a kid on a snow day. I’m tired of photoshopping your L.A. up-skirts into New York backgrounds. To paraphrase the plaque on the Statue of Liberty, ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to sneak peeks. I lift my lamp beside the golden cooch’. Thank you, Conan.” YouTube has removed the video.
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